Coming Soon (no seriously)

Five Facts About Me

• I have an extra-absorbant memory for useless trivia. It makes me a lethal Trival Pursuit and Jeopardy player, but am still waiting for a practical (or profitable) application.

• I was the 15th man on the 4th place basketball team in Minnesota. If a team is only as good as its weakest link, then I guess that makes me the 4th rated weakest link, circa 1996.

• Occasionally I venture away from my computer to ride my bike, garden and play soccer.

• If I ever become rich and famous, my first act will be to invent a machine to put my pants on for me. Then I could literally debunk the cliche that everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time.

• Originally from Minnesota, I now live in Portland, Oregon, with my wife and daughter.